I Don't Talk Funny

I wanted to do this "accent tag" that I saw YouTube. I know it has nothing to do with nail polish, but y'all have all had a good laugh at my other videos and commented on my accent. So I did this just for you! And of course it was all going good until the last bit when you get a glimpse at how craptastic my day was going. You'll be hapy to know that yes, things were better once I finally got to sleep. :)

Here is the list of words & questions if you choose to do this same tag:

 

garage, herb, schedule, figure, jaguar, lieutenant, water, advertisement, vase, route, ballet, tomato, leisure, address, ate, buoy, aluminum, aunt, wash, oil, theatre, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, sure, data, ruin, crayon, toilet, New Orleans, pecan, both, again, probably, spitting image, Alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, syrup, pyjamas, caught.
 

Questions are:
What's it called to throw paper on a house?
What's the bug called that when you touch it, it rolls into a ball?
What do you call a bubbly carbonated drink?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say when you address a group?
What is the spider with an oval shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What is the wheeled contraption that you carry groceries in at the supermarket?
What is it called when it is raining while the sun is shining?
What is the thing called that changes the TV channel?

 

If you do this too please comment below with a link! I'd love to laugh at how you say things funny!